shrek one: BEST
shrek two: the funniest movie i have ever seen. literally one of the funniest comedies of all time. incredible pacing and dialogue. reference jokes that were actually funny. surreal world that was so modern fantasy it actually worked. rocking score. awesome scene set to "i need a hero" being sung by the villain unironically and completely played straight. a bar of villains. just overall the best concepts ever.
shrek three: bad
shrek four: bad

posted on Sep 18 from mori-sempai © benepla with 31,527 notes

mebemrcupcakes:

If you want to be friends with me you don’t have to be “Hi, um, can, ya know, we be friends?”

It is 1000000000000000000000% percent ok if you just go into my inbox can go. “Man, I am so fucking pissed off at fucking Larry.” And I’ll most likely respond with, “Oh shit! What did Larry do now?” 


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pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

ultrafacts:

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Capone prided himself as a man with style. If he ever killed someone himself, or one of his henchmen killed an important person, hundreds of dollars worth of flowers was sent to the funeral. In one fight between Capone’s men and another gang, an innocent woman was shot, not fatally, and required hospital treatment. Capone personally paid for all the hospital fees. He also would pay for all children’s hospital bills when he visited.

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

ultrafacts:

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Capone prided himself as a man with style. If he ever killed someone himself, or one of his henchmen killed an important person, hundreds of dollars worth of flowers was sent to the funeral. In one fight between Capone’s men and another gang, an innocent woman was shot, not fatally, and required hospital treatment. Capone personally paid for all the hospital fees. He also would pay for all children’s hospital bills when he visited.


posted on Sep 18 from rachkin © ultrafacts with 31,087 notes
send me a: "✎" and i'll handwrite your url
send me a: "✉" and i'll handwrite a little story for you
send me a: "✈" and i'll handwrite the one place I most want to go
send me a: "★" and i'll handwrite my favorite color
send me a: "♥" and i'll draw you a picture
send me a: "☀" and i'll handwrite my favorite season
send me a: "✦" and i'll handwrite my favorite animal
send me a: "☮" and i'll handwrite my tumblr crushes
send me a: "♪" and i'll handwrite my favorite genre of music
send me a: "♫" and i'll handwrite my favorite singer or group
send me a: "✂" and i'll handwrite something I find attractive
send me a: "✔" and i'll handwrite my favorite movie
send me a: "✮" and i'll handwrite my favorite food
send me a: "☾" and i'll draw something of your choice
send me a: "☁" and i'll write something of your choice

posted on Sep 18 from socksareargyle © cumjong-anon with 150,931 notes

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pinkfastener:

I don’t CARE if this doesn’t fit your blog type, if you don’t reblog this I’m judg-

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posted on Sep 18 from elizathe2 © pinkfastener with 1,991 notes

srfelicidad:

Asexuality by Tiny Dinosaur :)!


posted on Sep 18 from crablouse © srfelicidad with 24,727 notes


i don’t need your fucking sass today 

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i don’t need your fucking sass today 


posted on Sep 18 from rachkin © nickelsnack with 416,504 notes

phantomdoodler:

"what would you do if you won the lottery?"

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posted on Sep 18 from rachkin © phantomdoodler with 78,097 notes
Shouldn't a better way to say "white people" be "american white people" because as an european I am white and yet have my own culture and tradition so we are not like those white trash you got in the us

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whitegirlsaintshit:

plikepterodactyl:

whitegirlsaintshit:

hahaha okay 

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you’re right. the white trash is only in the US. gotcha.

Cause Germany is all of Europe and nazis are only in Europe right gotcha

those countries above, in order, are:

Sweden

Germany

Finland

Greece

Ireland

France

Ukraine

Thanks for contributing! Maybe next time you won’t do it with your head 1000 leagues deep in your asshole.

cooldadgang:

"where are you planning on going to college?"

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posted on Sep 18 from elizathe2 © deadtrash with 82,375 notes

timothykelleherseyebrows:

jackanthonyfernandez:

carmelinaxox:

this is how gay people communicate 

Screaming

The dialect


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